the-absolute-best-posts:

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nevvzealand:

you were born naked????? wow slut

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theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”

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fuck-perseus:

OH MY FUCK POSEIDON

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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#Thor totally thinks Phil’s first name is Agent

#his first name is badass

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h0odrich:

having a real life crush is hella stressful it makes me hypersensitive and so self concious and nauseous and so many other side effects like death and migraines

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i should do my homework but that’s exactly what the government wants and i cannot let them win. not again

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